Thursday, September 30

Intra-class scrabble competition !!!!

todei.... plastic tiles scrambling like mahjong tiles...... green racks set infront of ppl...... 4 to a table...... everybody starring at the scrabble boards like as if they were reading their books b4 trials...... hahaha...... it's the 5Sc1 Scrabble competition...... kena marah from brother paul...... not me yah...... we should be baca-ing the papers that datin got for us....... not playing scrabble....... haihz..... still no champion yet..... hahahaha..... there's alot of games to play lagi...... hehehe...... datin todei dunno do wat wan ler....... gila gila... i think it's like everyday she gila gila........ hahahaha...... bla bla bla...... no chemistry, no biologi...... just plain old scrabble..... haihz..... then we went home early today.... why ??? but we had to sacrifice our tables....... the art people of our class...... ah ban ban, looi looi, ah voo and shin yen..... will be using our class for art exams on thursday....... good luck guyz !!!......... hehehee...........

i overheard the teachers being happy coz the form5s will be on holiday, so nobody will "charluan" them for claiming marks...... so dun give them any chance...... go bek to school and dun give them any happy time.... bring along ur test papers and also ur books and know wat u want to argue about....... hhahahahhaa...... senang lah.......

Reminder :
  • Do ah liang's biologi paper he gave or u'll fail ur spm.....
  • Do Ian's moral paper, he didn't curse us but he'll cut of ur trilal's marks.....
why he didn't curse us even thouigh liang tried to convince him to do so, ian himself is cursed and now he's still single.......

Wednesday, September 29

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Based on a true story.... hahahahah........

See Khoon : Sir, sir..... Ms.Chan mengamuk in class... she's reall mad at us...... quick come and help us......
Ian : what izzit now ? what between u all and the teachers in class..... ???
[ian left his class and went to 5Sc1]
Ms. Chan : [while ian walked into the class] I'm really mad at them this time....
Ian : [looking around the class] watz wrong ? calm down ms. chan.....
Ms.Chan : they're doing something illegal again...... they're having a party....
Ian : well..... they alwayz do..... watz it for this time ???
[everybody just kept quiet....]
Ms. Chan : See Khoon, where's mr samsudin ??
See Khoon : dunno.... i now go find him.....

and when the two 'watak utama' appeared we took out the cake....... writting Happy b'day Sam and Ian...... hahahahah....... too bad for Datin ler......... hahahah !!!! upcoming b'dayz.....

4th Oct... datin and me auntie
5th Oct... Ian
6th Oct... Ah Voo..... and SAM !!!


well to bad todei i tak ada camera..... so no pic for today's blog..... the cake was like.... ummm.... vegetarian........... got hijau hijau stuff wan..... and we had a banana chocolate cake from secret recipe given by darren and gang.... although i prefer the one from starbucks.... hahaha..... and our initial plan of the last two periods.... SANDWICH PARTY !!! hehehehe...... too bad we got to go home at 1.30........ or else it'll be like an englishmen's party where everybody nimbles on sandwiches and play scrabble........ hahahaha.......

as for yesterday's singing competition.... dexter won the prize for being the latest and oldest contestant during the competition..... hahahaha..... but just too bad he kenot get the overall proze coz it was for children nia...... hahahaha........ so dexter was just for entertainment...... but damn 'yeng' ler him yesterday.... how come nobody go and support him wan ??? u all no good ler........

well..... i've come up with a conclusion after more than 15 months of observation, there's an invisible aura during add maths periods where it demoralizes the class and has an after effect..... therefore me and my collegues..... umm.... collegue only... ah voo, have decided to call it sinar add maths or add maths aura...... hahahaha.......... so beware of it...... ADD MATHS KILLS......


Amaran daripada Kerajaan Malaysia : Merokok Membahayakan Kesihatan

Amaran daripada Makmal Voo & Paul Ang : Add Maths Membahayakan Kesihatan..... =)

Sunday, September 26

Mid-Autum festival coming dee.....

hehehehe........ tuesday get ur lanterns ready... coz it's the latern/tanglung festival........... hahahaha............. maybe u all not interested kwa.......... anyway... there's some stuff going on in gurney on this tuesday evening...... and there's a singing competition and dexter will be on stage... AGAIN.... hahaha..... come and support him lah..... but let's just hope that dexter can get away lying bout his age coz it's a children's competition........ but no matter how.... he'll try......... hahahaha.......... if u all come maybe we can make him go up on stage just for fun.......... muahahahah !!!!........ so sien ler......... hahahaha..... well if all of u go to the market near-by our school during these few dayz.......... u're sure goanna see mr. loo there buying mooncake..... maybe if u're lucky enaf, he'll belanja u one piece.... hahaha...... i know i tak dapat no matter how much i asked him ler........ anyway..... is there anyone out there who wanna do a forum for our class ar ??? hehehehe.......damn sien.....

if u're opening Dexter's Website....... and reading this weblog at the same time [like wat i am doing]..... might as well i put up the lyrics for the song............. haihz,....... soon we'll be going our seperate ways dee......... time passes by so quickly...... why ????..... no matter wat...... we will still be....... FRENZ 4EVA

Graduation........ by Vitamin C.......

And so we talked all night about the rest of our lives
Where we're gonna be when we turn 25
I keep thinking times will never change
Keep on thinking things will always be the same
But when we leave this year we won't be coming back
No more hanging out cause we're on a different track
And if you got something that you need to say
You better say it right now cause you don't have another day
Cause we're moving on and we can't slow down
These memories are playing like a film without sound
And I keep thinking of that night in June
I didn't know much of love
But it came too soon
And there was me and you
And then we got real blue
Stay at home talking on the telephone
We'd get so excited, we'd get so scared
Laughing at ourselves thinking life's not fair
And this is how it feels

[1] - As we go on
We remember
All the times we
Had together
And as our lives change
Come Whatever
We will still beFriends Forever

So if we get the big jobs
And we make the big money
When we look back now
Will our jokes still be funny?
Will we still remember everything we learned in school?
Still be trying to break every single rule
Will little brainy Bobby be the stockbroker man?
Will Heather find a job that won't interfere with her tan?
I keep, I keep thinking that it's not goodbye
Keep on thinking it's a time to fly
And this is how it feels

[Repeat 1]

La, la, la, la:
Yeah, yeah, yeah
La, la, la, la:
We will still be friends forever

Will we think about tomorrow like we think about now?
Can we survive it out there?
Can we make it somehow?
I guess I thought that this would never end
And suddenly it's like we're women and men
Will the past be a shadow that will follow us 'round?
Will these memories fade when I leave this town
I keep, I keep thinking that it's not goodbye
Keep on thinking it's a time to fly

Friday, September 24

Today's da Day.......

today........ speech day......... every body's gotta be there latest by 4p.m. so if you are reading this at 3.30 p.m., u had better get ur ass up and get ready to goto school dee..........well........ let me reflect on wat happened to the class previously...... hmmm.... the guyz sitting at justin's place were scolded by bro. paul [not me] for playing chinese chess...... luckily madrid wasn't around or else he would be in serious screwing up..... last time in 3@1, me and madrid got scolded by bro. paul for 'hiding' our chinses chess sets like pirated VCD sellers..... hahahaha......... well..... during recess that day, madrid had a 9s encounter with ong kay boon...... got a stroke of the cane [which felt like ntg worh madrid said] b'coz he menyalahgunakan sam mia nama....

Madrid : i'm goanna eat ur piece dee.....
Aaron (newbie prefect) : yah... if u wanna eat, pls go to the canteen now
Madrid : waitlah... let me finish this game dulu lah
Aaron : pls go now... u're not supposed to be in class at this time.
Madrid : i got permission wan lah.... dun believe me ask my classmates...
[everyone else was just quiet]
Aaron : okay, who gave u permission ?
Madrid : mr. samsuddin loh
Aaron : [while writing sam's name] what if he says u dun have his permission ?
Madrid : sure got wan... if dun have nvm, i follow u find discpline teacher (madrid pandai-pandai go say that stuff.... haihz..... damn bodoh loh !!!!)
[Aaron walked out of the class angrily while the class laughed at madrid !!!]
Aaron : [while walking in bek to 5Sc1] madrid let's go....
Madrid : [suprised] go where ??? u didn't find mr samsuddin meh ???
Aaron : I did, he said u have no permission and u gotta follow me find mr. ong
Madrid : oklah oklah... follow u lah..... me very steady wan......

next time u all dun be macam madrid yah ??? hahahahahaha

Thursday, September 23

Fight Fight Fight.......

haihz... fighting over songs...... why ??? not the students.... da teachers.... why ??? WHY ??? no we have confirmed that we will only be singing angels on speech day esok...... and howell is quite mad about that..... blowing his top...... pity him oso ler..... but wattudo..... we sing angels better than forever....... let me remind everyone that the attire for speech day isn't as we agreed a few dayz bek..... it's.......

1. School Uniform
2. School Tie

we are allowed to wear our ties half way up.. unbutton ur top most button but remember u gotta wear ur tie... !!! wear ur tie........ hehehehe.......... i'll stop here for the moment....... update later.......
damn scared ler. nanti markah moral kita semua terjejas....... MENAKUTKAN !!!!

Tuesday, September 21

sing again and again...... sien loh

all of us had a 9s 1st period....... my aunt didn't come into class today, and we got our english marks today.... quite dissapointing........ we even had problems with accounting for english.... kram nat will be discussing the question with puan tham cuz he js can't accept my explaination for the question......... hahahaha.............. not to worry..... if he wins the argument, alot of ppl will get that extra mark............. muahahahaha............. after recess, it was sing sing sing and more singing till we were all sweaty and hot....... our performance, was much better dee, but too bad james wasn't around.... haihz...... no duet, only solo.... lagi kena nyanyi in front of 4A1...... well...... cavan's now our new conductor and his butt will be facing the audience while they admire our shoes and voices... hahahaha....... reminder to all, wear....
1. black pants
2. black shoes [paint ur school shoes black if u dun haf one] and
3. coloured shirt, not t-shirt
datuk datang u noe..... not some small shot........ big shot datang ar wei..... banyak menakutkan.... huiyo..... and brother expects us to be better than te last batch of choir singers........ if this is not called pressure i dunno wat it is dee............. after that, pn goh came down to the hall looking for us and was quite angry........... [she alwiz looks lidat....] and we had to return back to class to get our modern maths results............ ai-yai-yai

Monday, September 20

why is alomost half the school worried bout 5Sc1 ???

the examz are over yet but why is there pressure on our class, 5Sc1 ??? haiyah sing song nia mer.... why worry ??? but haihz....... why must this year a datuk come to our speech day ??? mister of dunno wat dunno wat ministry..... huiyo.... maruah sekolah dalam mulut 5Sc1..... huiyo. and only one week to train our vocals...... wattudo ????? WHY ??? why ??? WHY ??? haihz. but we are lucky we got Dexter and James Tang....... the Tang brothers....... hahahhaa... haihz. too bad not twins hor... or else we have a new duest . the male version of the cantonese singers, TWINS...... sing wat song ???? forever....... why sing that song worh ???
the following is the song we gotta sing. "Forever" sung by the blonde haired mark (not kram nat), bryan, shane and dunno who from westlife........

I'll be loving you forever,
Deep inside my heart you'll leave me never,
Even if you took my heart,
And tore it apart,
I would love you still, forever,

You are the sun,
You are my light,
And you're the last thing on my mind,
Before I go to sleep at night,
You're always round,
When I'm in need,
When trouble's on my mind,
You put my soul at ease,

There is no one in this world,
Who can love me like you do,
That is the reason that I,
Wanna spend forever with you,

I'll be loving you forever,
Deep inside my heart you leave me never,
Even if you took my heart,
And tore it apart,
I would love you still, forever,

We've had our fun,
We've made mistakes,
But who'd have guessed along that road,
We'd learn to give and take,
It's so much more than I could have dreamed,
Cause you make loving you, so easy for me,

There is no one in this world,
Who can love me like you do,
That is the reason that I,
Wanna spend forever with you,

I'll be loving you forever,
Deep inside my heart you leave me never,
Even if you took my heart,
And tore it apart,
I would love you still, forever,

And girl I pray you leave me, never,

Cause this is the world, where lovers often go astray,
But if we love each other, we won't go that way,
So put your doubts aside,
Do what it takes to make it right,
I love you, forever, no-one can tear us apart,

I'll be loving you forever, (forever)
Deep inside my heart you leave me never,
Even if you took my heart, (took my heart girl)
And tore it apart, (you tore it apart now)
I would love you still, forever,
And I'll be loving you forever, (forever)
Deep inside my heart you leave me never,
Even if you took my heart, (you took my heart girl)
And tore it apart, (you tore it apart now)
I would love you still, forever,
I'll be loving you forever,
Deep inside my heart you leave me never,
Even if you took my heart,
And tore it apart,
I would love you still, forever



now our class is torn into groups, the masculine more manly group and the castrated group of classmates.......... who never served the imperial palace of the emperors of china........ hahahaha.. chill out ~*

Friday, September 17

da last of the wrath........

the killer 3-in-1 biology paper has passed...... and the final paper. add maths paper 1 is yet to come......... yet everybody is really relaxed dee...... should have EST paper 1 tml wan lah........ hahahaha ntg interesting happened cuz no time to buat siau siau....... haihz........ biology buat everyone pek chek...... paper 2 was all based on past year questions...... so if u bought the book of the compiled past year questions by cerdik.......... and hafal da answers like voo without doing the questions...... u are sure to score a 1A for biology...... watz with ah liang? when did he become so lazy wan ?????? ahhahahahaha.........=) well anyway to ease ur minds over the exams...... try listening to the following song...... by simple plan........ perfect......


Hey dad look at me
Think back and talk to me
Did I grow up according to plan?
And do you think I'm wasting my time doing things I wanna do?
But it hurts when you disapprove all along

And now I try hard to make it
I just want to make you proud
I'm never gonna be good enough for you
I can't pretend that
I'm alright
And you can't change me

'Cuz we lost it all
Nothing lasts forever
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect
Now it's just too late and
We can't go back
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect

I try not to think
About the pain I feel inside
Did you know you used to be my hero?
All the days you spent with me
Now seem so far away
And it feels like you don't care anymore

And now I try hard to make it
I just want to make you proud
I'm never gonna be good enough for you
I can't stand another fight
And nothing's alright

'Cuz we lost it all
Nothing lasts forever
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect
Now it's just too late and
We can't go back
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect

Nothing's gonna change the things that you said
Nothing's gonna make this right again
Please don't turn your back
I can't believe it's hard
Just to talk to you
But you don't understand

'Cuz we lost it all
Nothing lasts forever
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect
Now it's just too late and
We can't go back
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect

Thursday, September 16

two dayz more and i'm bored of studying bio !!!!

I haven't been writing anything the previous dayz...... well........ for the simple reason i just can't finish reading my stuff..... hahahaha..... so sorry everyone....... tml is biology 3-in-1..... hahaha macam nescafe....... well..... fellow comrades on 5Sc1..... be strong.... we have only 4 papers to go...... btw, everyone doesn't have to worry about failing fizik........ cuz i'm da lowest in the class, 43 marks....... if i pass, everyone passes......... for accounts, pn. mani has confirmed that the 3 mission impossible questions are free marks.... hehehehe....... and are we goanna be allowed 2 desks each person during SPM ????? hahahaha....... my main objective today to write is to inform those who dunno why mr. ian used the adrain, derek and oscar story in the bahagian B question 2.esei....
the names of the characters have been changed due to discretion..... but the following story is based on a realy story......

Derek sat in front of the teacher's table, where adrain has been sitting for the past few years, but this year Adrain was just unlucky. he got the front, corner left seat in the class, not really the best place in the class. but he will try every way to get derek's place....

Adrain : Derek, do you want to change places with me ??? [said very slowly and in a blur blur way standing next to derek's table]
Derek : No, adrain.
Adrain : oh, ok....
[leaves derek's place and returns to his seat]

the above conversation was repeated atleast once every week. and it really pissed derek off real badly.

Derek : Peter, you know what ? that adrain's getting on my nerves
Peter : why ? it's b'coz of the sitting position again izzit ?
Derek : yaloh. he just now asked me how much did i want to exchange places with him
Peter : wah, so good. then how much u asked from him ?
Derek : i didn't ask anything from him lah, siau meh ?
Peter : why u so stupid wan ? ask a thousand or two mah then give us some mah... eh, oscar..... u see lah ur fren, got money to earn tak mau....
Oscar : haiyah, loo mm si mm chai ee wan lah... bodoh bodoh wan mah...... but that adrain oso satu wan lah. walk so slow kenot get a good place..... eng kai wan....
Peter : hahahaha...
Derek : suak lah say me stupid u all....
Oscar : swing liau swing liau.......

adrain kept asking derek until a few weeks after Ujian satu...... haihz...... dunno lah...... pity him also wan lah.....

Below is a pic of one of my classmates reading the best selling novel and voted novel of the century by my class.... titled "voo's diary" muahahahhaa...... i have nothing to do in the production of the diary but VPA Inc. (Voo & Paul Ang Inc.) was involved in the publishing and publicity........ kram has been a bad boy........


kram, ur on tv... nah just on my blog !!! no wait...... smile, u're on 5Sc1's candid camera !!!! Dun laugh at him... or u might be the next one........ Posted by Hello

Monday, September 6

First day of our nightmare.......

it was a dark, cold morning. everybody was particularly early. books poped out of bags, conversations started... but those weren't just gossips or the daily tok kok sessions. faces were filled with anxiety and fear..... it was the beginning of our nightmare.... all were seated in class 20 minutes after the bell rang and then the white sheets were passed around. BM paper 1..... wasn't all that bad but i really dunno wat to write for the first essay.... haihz........ the worst was yet to come..... recess wasn't like normal... people brout books along to the canteen.... i felt so 'tertekan' when i did nothing but eat. had to read something..... i envy the arts class students when brother paul opened the gates to let them home when we had to sit for our add maths paper 2....... and i think it was one of the most toughest ever....... lotz of shouts and screams were heard after the end of the paper.... i know i did make a whole lot........ hehehehehe......... tml another 3 papers....... BM, sejarah and EST..... well...... GOOD LUCK & GOD SPEED........ !!!!!

Friday, September 3

EXAM fever's on........hahahahaha

trial's in 3dayz time oni..... haihz..... everybody in class studying nia..... haihz.... ruin my group's mood nia.... wanna talk about a famous dish that starts with the letter 'c' and ends with the letter 'k'...... haihz.....hehehehehe....... pagi pagi oso kena marah from brother paul, not me but bro. rev. paul hahahaha...... so all u 5Sc1 come to school lah..... attendance record bad no good in ur leaving cert ler........ and those who haven't given in their leaving cert to sam, pls do so on monday.... go straight to him....... he wun come and kutip........ reminder, on monday is BM1 and addmaths1....... for tips refer to dexter's tips for the upcoming trials. hehehehehe....... anyway, good luck to u all and study smart not study hard....... ease urself........ go watch raising helen during the weekends........ dun stress urselves..... chill out~*

Thursday, September 2

5 more dayz till TRIALs..

trials is like so near..... but for some it's not..... hehehehe........ for voo, shin yuen, ban shui and darren, the trials start TOMORROW..... seni lukis........ so to them.... good luck u all........ attendance today was 'bad', almost everyone came to school..... haihz...... coz everyone wanna go OKS mia class nia mer...... hehehehe..... ntg much interesting happened today.... only the official flag off for our signature quest...... hahahaha........ most of us were running out of class looking for teachers to sign our leaving sert.... and pls be reminded, da leaving cert must be passed up to sam by friday........ so teacher hunting season is open........