i need more bandwidth....

... and more room space.... and a ethernet cable so i dun have to rely on the slow wireless connection speed... arghh.....


surfing on the net has never been son frustrating.... aihz.... hmmm..... and not to mention the amount of dust in the air here..... and the quality of the water here is like..... hmmmm..... okoay, if you put a white cloth at the tap and let water flow through it.... it'll turn yellowish by ythe time you're done doing the dishes and utensils.....


been coughing all day.... aihz.... dry cough.... not getting any better.... oh... i've already skipped a class on my 1st week in uni..... hahahhahaa...... chemistry..... was supposed to attend class at 9-10.... i woke up at 10.12.... hhaahahha.... derno lah.... jeng jeng jeng....


I NEED MORE BANDWIDTH AND MORE LIVING SPACE ~!!!!!


I NEED A BETTER CALCULUS LECTURER WHO DOESNT SLUR WHEN HE LECTURES ~!!!!




i've yet to meet my computer systems' lecturer.... and the only lecturers i find interesting are Dr. Ramesh, my chem lab mia indian lecturer [i feel almost all indian lecturers damn yao yeng wanz...] who i'll be seing only 6-7 times this sem... and maybe in my 3rd year here.... and there's my fizik mia lecturer... which i dunno his name yet.... his english is by far the best amongst the chinese lecturers here..... yet his chinese slang makes him sound very.... long-man-from-long-hill~ish....


i'm starting to sound like jean..... hmmmm......


lalalallalaa




ok... no more ranting.....



for now...



till then.... LPPL.... love peace, peace love yaw.... \m/

settled down.... finally....

after a week of not going online and a hundred and fourteen [141] journals to go through... which i apparently didnt go through all of it.... hehehehe... paiseh.... lalallalaa..... i've finally settled down in taman desa setapak.... hmmm.... lalalalalala...... well... my room is kinda small considering that i'm goanna be sharing the room.... hmmmm...



i am about 3k away from getting a far much better performing computer than the one i brought down to KL with me..... the computer i'm using now is running on a pentium4, a very cheap mobo, 256 ram, on-board graphics and audio.... and not to mention a bulky 15 inch CRT that is taking up alot of space in my room..... and my room is upstairs.... which is a problem if i wanna connect to the internet as the router is downstairs..... and there isnt much space downstairs for my PC.... aihz... am onlining with a laptop downstairs....



my motorbike arrived the same day with me, yesterday.... and also with jean's bike... which nw belongs to me... muahahahaha...... wakakakkakaa......



but UTAR had to be a bitch and not tell me earlier that i need my title deed to my motorbike in order to get the campus sticker.... a whole bunch of ridiculous ppl who pronounce faculty as Fur-Kal-Tee.... i mean, who the hell pronounces it that way ??? arghhh..... and everytime some says that word, i've gotta repeat the right pronunciation in my head thrice... twice isn't enough..... damn these ppl i tell you..... damn discriminative towards ppl who were engllish educated....



and it's kinda early for me to judge my course mates.... so i shall refrain myself from bitching about them.... i need supper.... i need my classes to start a tad later.... most of my classes start at 8am.... damn it..... i need food.... i need a new computer....



lalalalal... i need more bandwidth ~!




my first day of uni.... boring.... and uneventful.... well... life's a vaccum cleaner.... hor ?


LPPL..... love peace, peace love yaw.... \m/

one week from now...

i'll be driving myself down to KL with chi hwa..... time flies by so quickly.... and time can only do so much.... lalalalala....

waking up in my bed, having the thought that i'll only have a few more nights waking up to some place i've been accustomed to..... stirs up alot of mixed feelings.... i might come back and feel foreign to my home.... well, i hope not.... dunno ler.... never did like the thought of going somewhere far from home.... well, atleast for recent years i never did like the thought of it....



derno ler.... so much to do... so much to prepare for..... so lil time.... and i'm still at work.... hahahaha.... dieded....



LPPL.... love peace, peace love... \m/


ps. JEAN !!! THE LIST WEIH ~! how ???

this is just absurd...... derno... XD

i think the japs have just too much time.... seriously nbtd wanz..... so sad wanz them.... =P


lalalallaa.... enjoy....











harlo.....
LPPL... love peace, peace love yaw.... \m/

*blank*

jeah... sien~Ness just took over me....

LPPL.... love peace, peace love yaw....\m/

signs of sexual abuse....

(courtesy Prevent Child Abuse Missouri)

Masturbates during stressful times

Inappropriate touching of adults

Inappropriate knowledge of sexual matters

Unusual fear of adults

Inappropriate sexual play with other children

Touches himself in genital area on regular basis

Reports sexual contact with adult

Unusual friendliness with unknown adults

Runs away from home

States he/she is afraid to go home

Urinary infections

Sexually transmitted diseases

Fear of dark, restrooms

Wetting accidents

yup... random... lalalala....

LPPL.... love peace, peace love yaw....\m/

siendo un americano sangriento.....

.....which translate to "being a bloody American"

i've come to a point where i hate my status....

i'm not eligible for any loans.... be it PTPTN loan, UTAR itself mia loan, Penang State Government's education loan... nope, none.... which i find it damn ridiculous.... i'm enrolled as a malaysian student, not an international student.... i did my bloody UPSR, PMR, SPM and STPM here..... UTAR wun bloodily give an exception and approve my loan.... a whole bunch of bullocks...

oh btw, i just got offered to go to UTAR to do pure chemistry... yeah, that's where the problem starts hitting me in the face..... aihz... derno ler... lalalalala....



and i just realised why employers rather hire foreign workers than malaysians.... according to the EPF scheme in malaysia, the EPF contribution of malaysian by their employers are RM12 for every RM100 of their pay and they themselves contribute RM11 for every RM100 of their pay.... whereas for non-malaysians, we have to contribute RM11 for every RM100 of our pay [which is the same] but our employers contribute a flat rate of RM5.... yup... five ringgit ONLY, regardless of how much we earn....

in short, the employers pay more money for their malaysian employees but they pay only RM5 for their non-malysian employees....

another whole bunch of bullshit.... arghh..... why lah why.... damn KNS wanz ler....







and my grandmother isn't getting any better.....



TLPCS..... urghh....

paradox....

can God create a stone so heavy that He Himself cannot lift it?





if he can, then
he does not have unlimited strength....



but if He cannot, his powers of creation
are limited....

d'oh.... so much for being omnipotent.... hmmm....



LPPL.... love peace, peace love....\m/

no electric kat wangsa maju....

yup yup...  no elektrik... kat itu wangsa maju , setapak mia area.... hmmm... derno genting kelang sana elektrik anot.... hmmmm.. so sad.. hahaha..... so sad... no stephen chow movies kat brj dee... sob sob....

stpm er.... X(

LPPL.. love peaace, peace love ....\m/

selamat pagi cikgu.....

do you remember whe you were in primary school.... you used to wish you cikgu selamat pagi ??? and the whole class wud drag every suku kata.... SeeEEeee LaaAAAaahhHHh MmmAAAtttTTTTt..... PaaaAAAAaaaaa GiiIIIiiiii..... CiiIIiiikkkKKk.... GgguuUUUuuu.... then there are times when singing the national athem, u'd want to sing it really fast and not drag the syllables.... why har.. why couldn't it be the other way round ??? hmmmm..... rules were meant to be broken... muahahaha....


lalalallaa..... LPPL.... love peace, peace love....\m/
 

two months ???

two months ???? i din know.... i dun think anyone knows..... shocking..... *mouth stil open* two months you know ???






derno... okay... dat was random..... 3 more days nia weih.... results weih.... i had a nightmare, i never finished my pengajian am paper.... weird.... and shocking.... and damn real.... why lah why weih....

nobody wants to talk to me....X(



two months weih.... so fast two months dee.... another octoberian coming out dee.... XD

LPPL... love peace, peace love.....\m/

at long last.....

i think i'm kinda thick skinned to post this up... but i dun care... lalalalla.... well actually it's cuz i just got the letter yesterday.... lalalallaa..... XD

STPM RESULT OUT ON THURSDAY WEIH !!!!
DAMN SCARED WEIH !!!!

lalalalalala.....

now really wanna TLPCS dee.... good luck to guo qiang later....

how ar how ???? aihz...... LPPL.... love peace, peace love yaw....\m/

just another blog

when ppl were looking for love, throwing mandrin oranges into the sea.... i went down to kay elle to look for love.... X) hehehe... i ended up giving a certain purple dinosaur kisses in return for his hospitality.... THANKS !!! will tah kao you again soon.. kekekeke.... XD XD XD


've been going to work late these days... sick and couldnt wake up on time.... dieded dee ler.... dernolah.... waiting for boss come find me about my clocking times.... ngek negk ngek....

my results should be out next week..... scared.... dunno lah... just scared... hmmmm... TAKUT LAH WEIH ~!!!

qiang qiang going to Kulim for NS next week... oh my, how time flies.... aihz....

should i consider working in a lab mixing chemicals for 5-8 years upon my graduation ???

hmmmm....

LPPL... love peace, peace love....\m/

jom, malam ni brj !!!

am at wangsa maju.... and i haven't brushed my teeth yet... lalalala....

oh and not to mention, i haven't had my lunch yet.... hmmm.... HUNGRY WEIH !!!! anyone care to take me out for lunch mah ??? anyone.. ???

lalalalala..... why lah why edmund dowan come fetch me go kai kai makan klang bah kut teh wanz ???? bully me wanz.... he no good wanz eh.... lalalalalala.....

i'll be around till tuesday... wan meet up, call me lah.... saya ada driver..... XD XD XD muahahahaha..... and a cute one she is.... lalallala... jeng jeng jeng.....

jean : operasi japanese invasion when ???

 

LPPL... love pece, peace love yaw....\m/

Zé Updated List

the list has been updated.... heehar heehar.... places to go to....=P

• Penang Free School
• Jalan Kedah
• somewhere dekat itu Union primary school
• Padang Polo
• Jalan Utama
• Clock Tower
• Jalan Anson
• Turf Club there...
  
• Somewhere lah XD XD XD

time to wait for jean to update his list.... shud be this one kwa.... hehehhee....



LPPL.... love peace, peace love yaw.... \m/

ps. i belum watch WoW.... X(
     hee har hee har.... lmao lmao lmao...

survey : 50 questions.... taken from jean

1. Story behind your fv song
:: is Canon in D a song ???

2. What month were you born in?
:: ummm... dowan tell.... =P

3. Where do you live?:
:: opposite the state prison

D E S C R I B E Y O U R .

4. Wallet:
:: it looks like my pocket.. wait, it is..... XD

5. Dream car:
:: Big... yup... big... monster truck big.....

6. Toothbrush:
:: pink..

what happened to no.7

8. Pillow Case:
:: white.

9. Eyes:
:: round

10. House color:
:: colourful

11. Love life:
:: taking a turn.... for the better....XD

12. Cologne/Perfume:
:: blue

13. CD in stereo:
:: which one..... =P

14. Piercings:
:: none.... hmmm....

W H A T A R E Y O U .

15. Wearing:
:: LSCS 2002 tshirt

16. Wanting:
:: to go down to kl..

17. The last thing you ate?
:: sotong..

18. Something you are afraid of?
:: the dark

19. Do you like candles?
:: yups... me pyrophilic.... XD XD XD

20. Do you like the taste of blood?
:: pigs blood you mean ??? if it's cooked, then yeah...

21. Do you believe in love?
:: love ??? jeah...

22. Do you believe in soul mates?
:: jeah...

23. Do you like seafood?
:: LOBSTERS !!!!

24. Do you remember your dreams?
:: not really...

25. Do you consider yourself a study freak?
:: sama macam jean.... FUCK NO !!!..... but i wish i was, am... and will be... XD

26. Do you like tattoos?:
:: geli lah....

27. Do you believe in miracles?
:: yup yup..... i believe in magic too.... XD

28. Do you burn easily in the sun?
:: i wouldn't have taken my bike license if do burn easily in the sun....

29. Do you speak another language other than English?
:: ummm... aboh ????

30. What's something you wish you could understand better?
:: idiots

31. Are you shy around a crush?
:: dunno worh...

32. Got any plans for the weekend?:
:: meetings...

33. Do you miss anyone?
:: got got... hehe...

35. Orange juice or apple?
:: teh tarik komtar !!!

36. Who were the last people you went out to eat with?
:: my colleagues

37. What was the last text message you sent?
:: "think it over, tell me later....XD no worries man."

38. Lucky number?
:: 4918498

39. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
:: i dun think ever loh...

40. Have you ever won a trophy?
:: got lah.... auite a number..... =D

41. Are you a good cook?
:: yup yup.... wanna try my cheese cakes ???

42. Do you know how to pump your own gas?
:: dunno what gas u tokkings oso...

43. Do the Chinese really use cats in their food?
:: me amrican.... i hate spam

44. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?
:: school worh... sure got lah...

45. What was the last movie u saw in the cinema?
:: protegé... i guess....

46. Would you rather find true love or be a millionaire
:: take both to dinner and slowly decide...

47. Do you believe in love at first sight?
:: nope....

48. What is/are your favorite animal (s)?
:: turtles.... when they're small... easy upkeep...

49. Who is the second last person to call you?
:: Peng Hong

50.What do you like about yourself?
:: my appitite

Zé List

well.... just a reminder list of stuff to get done... at some places....

• Penang Free School
• off Burma Road
  
• somewhere dekat itu Union primary school

one more month..... hmmm....

lalalalaa..... WoW !!!!

LPPL.... love peace, peace love yaw...\m/

connecton problem ???

most everyone in malaysia is having a problem with the connection... some might not.. but most are... okay okay... the following is basically what the route track looks like...

Tracing route to mail.fdcservers.net [66.90.66.135]
over a maximum of 30 hops:

1 1 ms 1 ms 1 ms 192.168.1.254
2 63 ms 69 ms 48 ms 219.93.218.177
3 18 ms 18 ms 18 ms 219.93.216.133
4 18 ms 18 ms 18 ms 219.93.155.37
5 18 ms 19 ms 18 ms 219.94.12.133
6 19 ms 19 ms 19 ms 210.187.143.1
7 88 ms 210 ms 74 ms 219.93.174.154
8 19 ms 19 ms 18 ms 219.93.151.210
9 51 ms 51 ms 50 ms 203.106.249.154
10 178 ms 166 ms 171 ms 203.131.241.109
11 180 ms 176 ms 181 ms ge-2-1-0.r01.newthk01.hk.bb.gin.ntt.net [203.131
.240.253]
12 297 ms 299 ms 296 ms p16-0-2-3.r21.tokyjp01.jp.bb.gin.ntt.net [129.25
0.2.233]
13 397 ms 399 ms 397 ms p64-2-1-0.r20.snjsca04.us.bb.gin.ntt.net [129.25
0.2.141]
14 * * * Request timed out.
15 244 ms 243 ms 243 ms te14-0-0.sjc03.atlas.cogentco.com [154.54.10.49]

16 406 ms 411 ms 408 ms v3499.mpd01.sjc01.atlas.cogentco.com [154.54.6.2
37]
17 446 ms 469 ms 611 ms t2-1.mpd02.sfo01.atlas.cogentco.com [154.54.1.25
]
18 477 ms 472 ms 482 ms t2-1.mpd01.mci01.atlas.cogentco.com [154.54.6.37
]
19 494 ms 496 ms 494 ms t7-1.mpd01.ord01.atlas.cogentco.com [154.54.6.15
7]
20 506 ms 520 ms * vl3496.mpd01.ord05.atlas.cogentco.com [154.54.3.
206]
21 * * 458 ms fdc_servers.demarc.cogentco.com [38.112.240.10]

22 465 ms 460 ms 458 ms 66.90.127.138 [66.90.127.138]
23 462 ms 459 ms 453 ms mail.fdcservers.net [66.90.66.135]

Trace complete.

in simpler words... our connection uses the APCN2 cable... and due to the earthquake last nite near taiwan.... a few of the submarine cables are damaged... thus our connection being affected.. that was during this morning... here's a picture of where the APCN2 cable covers...

because if that, we cannot access any websites that are hosted off our turf.... can only access malaysian based webs such as maybank2u.com.my ..... ummm.... tm.net.my .... yada yada yada....

now they're trying to re-route our connection to dunno where lah... but ain't working well for me...


Pinging www.yahoo-ht2.akadns.net [209.73.186.238] with 32 bytes of data:

Reply from 209.73.186.238: bytes=32 time=796ms TTL=44
Reply from 209.73.186.238: bytes=32 time=853ms TTL=44
Reply from 209.73.186.238: bytes=32 time=814ms TTL=44
Reply from 209.73.186.238: bytes=32 time=871ms TTL=44

Ping statistics for 209.73.186.238:
Packets: Sent = 4, Received = 4, Lost = 0 (0% loss),
Approximate round trip times in milli-seconds:
Minimum = 796ms, Maximum = 871ms, Average = 833ms

look at the response time mang... arghh... 4 times my normal 200 miliseconds.... !!!! then summore loss packets occur from time to time.... derno...

asia kena teruk mang.... here's a view of how asia's internet traffic looks like now...

after christmas.. i've gotta put up with this... damn sad weih... !!! argghhh !!!!




okay... enough bout the story which most wudn't wanna hear.. got one way out.... that is if you're having problems getting in to international webs... and you really need to surf.... here's what you can do...

try these ip addresses.....
165.228.128.10 port 3128
165.228.133.10 port 3128
165.228.130.10 port 3128
165.228.132.10 port 3128
(these are australian proxys)

219.93.175.66 Port :3128
(m'sian proxy)

Firefox:
Click Tools -> Options, then select "Advanced", -> click on "Network" tab. Click "Settings" button, tick "Manual Proxy Configuration", and enter the IP and port.
tick "use this proxy server for all protocols", click OK...done "

IE:
Click Tools -> Internet options.
Click Connection tab -> Lan Settings
on the proxy server section, tick "user a proxy server...."
enter the IP and port, then tick "bypass proxy server for local address", click OK..done "


should be able to work... but if not.. you can try to get some other proxys from here and here.... try and get an aussie proxy worh.. some say very good... hehehehe.. derno....

anything sms me lah... allalalalala....

TLPCS..... TG4LYN !!! hhahhahaha

just looking around

i have a number of objects in my house... at one point in the day I looked around and saw some of them.





yup.. just random.... gotta practice being random... XD

LPPL.... love peace, peace love... \m/

reminiscence of high school mia english lisan....

ingat tak last time when in form 5 you kena do lisan secara berkumpulan ?? i dowanna use the english term for 'lisan', fearing that you all might think otherwise.... well anyway... for english, everyone's supposed to be in groups of four and present, but me and voo wanted to pair up and present a sequal to out form 4 mia english mia lisan..... we were in different classes then.... his presentation in form 4 was "the chair", while i did "the table".... below is the rough script of our sequal....

Voo: Good morning, my friend. I see that you’re still having trouble with the boss.

Paul: Yeah, ms. Pillay [Ms.Pillay's our school counsellor] is a real pain in the neck. She’s so fussy about every thing.

Voo: Single, middle-aged women are usually like that. Too bad she can’t be more like Ms.

Chan [Ms. Chan's our english teacher... =D]. Could you please pass me the chair Paul? I need to put this back on the top shelf.

Paul: Why the chair? Why not use a table.

Voo: That is because it is more practical to use a chair, that’s why. I’m sure that you do not write standing up, right?

Paul: Of course I don’t. I use a smaller table to sit on. But you can’t write on a chair
because the seat is either uneven or has holes in it to cool your hiney.

Voo: That’s nothing. The chair should be superior because it came first.

Paul: Prove it. I say that the table came first

Voo: Rubbish. Caveman were too stupid to invent a table to write on.

Paul: Neither were they smart enough to invent a chair.

Voo: But they took a rock and made it a chair. And that’s not all. My chair doubles as an
authentic piece of art. Look how stunning and beautiful this room is with my chair.

Paul: Come on, every body knows that my table here, looks better.

Voo: Well mine is better times infinity.

Paul: Alright, but mine is the best.

(momentary silence)

Voo: I can sit on my chair to rest my aching back and my legs.

Paul: I can form a bed with my table and rest my whole body

Voo: Well, my chair is made of plastic which makes it light and durable not to mention cheap.

Paul: Mine is made of wood which makes it hard to break and can be used as firewood in
times of winter emergencies.

Voo: ‘ Oh Phish tosh’, my chair can be used for self defense. Did you know that the metal
folding chairs are a weapon of choice among shaolin monks? I can also exercise on my chair, see? (nerdish exercise)

Paul: Stop it! You’re humiliating me on purpose. The table is obviously superior to the
chair because it has ample storage space. My table has a desk and a drawer but your
chair has none.

Voo: Stop discriminating my chair! It is not as stupid as Jun Wei!

Paul: Lies! All lies! Your accusations are as false as Jun Wei’s intelligence. By the way, I
would never do that because Jun Wei is far too stupid to compare to that chair.

Voo: My chair can make shorter people look tall. (Voo went to the door) Hey Cavan!
Would you please step into Jack’s office with Jun Wei for a moment?

(Cavan): Sure, coming.

Voo: Cavan, get on my chair while Jun Wei, you get on Paul’s table. (After they did as told) See? My chair is far more superior because Cavan is now taller than Jun Wei.

(Cavan): But I’m always taller and smarter than him.

Voo: Shut up!

Paul: Look, this is getting us no where. We need a way to solve this.

Voo: You’re right. We’ll settle this peacefully on three. One, two, three! [we buat the sissors paper stone thing]

Paul: No, no, no. That’s not what I meant. By the way, you lost. I mean we should call it truce and work together as a team.

Voo: Alright. I accept your peace pact. Maybe…, we can stack the chair on the table so
that I can reach higher up.

Paul: Yes we could. Now we’re getting somewhere. I’ll get the forklift to help.

Voo: Why not just use the crates ?

Paul: Forklift.

Voo: Crates.

we got 2 marks short of the maximum 50. well the fun didn't just stop here... then came the day the external examiner came... well, normal procedure... the schools were to get three groups to represent the three different tahap.. a weak, moderate and a good group.. my teacher who happened to be the panitia head for the language department had already a group form my class to be the good group and another teacher had prepared a weak group...

then came a mix up, the teachers didn't have a moderate group... so in desperation, my teacher asked to present our lisan.... as the moderate group... why leh ? cuz she thinks ours is funny and wants to be like... umm.. you know... something like an interval... a relief thing.... i asked her, "so we're like clowns lah hor ?" and she said, "yeah, exacactly"......

we did on one condition, if the external examiner gave us lower marks, we'd stick with the 48/50 marks that we initially had... well we made a few changes, like substituting jun wei and cavan, who were both the shortest and tallest in the class.... and making an insult to one of our teahcers that both our teacher and the external examiner know.... mr. ian william david howell.....

the external examiner then commented taht our presentation was very good.... *beams proudly*.... she summore say chung ling mia teachers put the school debaters in their good group.... and it's not as good as ours.. *beams even proudly*... she say wan har.. not me... =P

anyway.... our good group,which opresented a very boring discussion on dunno wat..... got the average marks of around 40 something.. and me and voo.... WE GOT 49 !!! my teacher came and told us that she herself couldn't believe it either..... lalalala... dang... i pity those guys lah... they have to stick to the marks gven to them..... so chek ark....

dunno... anyway... cherio for now yaw....